Need an enjoyable escape? You need look no further. Take a journey to Joyland when you travel to the fantastic and fictional town of Bucksnort, Wisconsin. Check out The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude on Amazon.com and you'll want to continue the journey in Babes in Bucksnort.
With a good snort of bourbon and a puff on her Marlboro, Sister Mary Olga dishes up the delightful dirt on the zany characters in the Snortlands of Wisconsin. You'll meet the despicable Priscilla Bunhead who eventually champions the arch conservative Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus. The two of them embark on a campaign to eliminate what they call perversion in the Snortlands.
The gay people of Bucksnort don't take it lying down. Their hero is the convent's gay cowboy chef, Randy, who enlists the aid of anyone who is brave enough to take a stand against prejudice. It's all done with outrageous humor that eventually backfires on the small-minded folks like Priscilla, Lilliliver Lipstick, Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo Blunthead.
The reformed prostitute who happens to be the Reverend Mother doesn't agree with Sister Mary Olga going out on the limb for a cause that the pope wouldn't embrace. Sister Mary Olga couldn't give a hoot. She's an unorthodox liberal with a mission to enlighten lost souls. She has her work cut out for her.
While I like to wake people up to their own shortcomings, I do it with hilarious humor. You'll meet the bumbling Father Cowberries and the celebrity radio chef, Amanda Ann Adult, who also love their liquor. Sister Mary Olga spends plenty of time in the confessional with the parish priest where they swap tales in between nips of bourbon.
You'll meet the elderly suave half African-American, Jules Jesslike Pappas. His simple-minded mother named him. When the nurse held up the baby with a substantial endowment and asked her what she wanted to name the child, Mae I. Doomutch declared, “Jewels just like papa's!”
Jules has his own challenges with the haughty Lula Mae Bunsaplenty. She's an African-American queen with an attitude who Jules soon discovers is just out for his money. When she dishes out a dose of attitude to her neighbors, she gets on the bad side of Priscilla Bunhead and Martha Mayhem. That's when the adults on Dinkledorf Drive begin to behave more like babes.
Both of my books are page turners that will keep you laughing from the beginning to end. My mission is to engender joy within my readers. Take a joyride and come back for more. You won't want to miss the next of the continuing books in the series!
Do not forget that both books are now in Kindle Format Buy HERE (The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude) $3.99
Babes in Bucksnort in Kindle Format Buy HERE $3.99
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