Saturday, February 19, 2011


"Who Does not need some laughter in their life?" That is what I am trying to do with the Sister Mary Olga Book Series!

"The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude"
Is now available in Kindle Format for $3.99 (purchase here)

Here is where it all begins with the highly praised "The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude". Once again the unconventional bourbon-swilling, chain-smoking nun will spin outrageously funny new tales about the residents of Bucksnort, Wisconsin while she tests the will of a reformed prostitute who just happens to be her Reverend Mother.

Unfortunately there's trouble brewing in the Snortlands. The nasty and notorious town busybody, Priscilla Bunhead, goes on a crusade to stamp out what she calls the gay menace. That's when she convinces her millionaire friend, Mildred Mayflower, to give away her fortune in order to bring the Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus to town to do the job. It will be an uphill climb for them when the closet doors of many gay people in the Snortlands burst open. Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo, will have another battle on their hands when Dimples Dufus, the heiress to the Mayflower fortune, arrives on the scene to reclaim her fortune.

You'll also meet the hilariously bumbling, pothead psychiatrist, Doctor Wally Wacky-Wacko, who creates havoc for one of Sister Mary Olga's favorite fellow nuns. Along with Mildred Mayflower, they become victims of his multi-colored pills that only turn them into zombies. The handsome and virile gay cowboy chef, Randy Cowboy, makes an important self-discovery about his never-ending sexual pursuits when he joins a twelve-step program called Sex Maniacs Notorious.

The irascible Martha Mayhem settles down into comfortable domesticity with her new life partner who happens to be her sister-in law. Martha still manages to stir up trouble on Dinkledorf Drive with her fellow enemies and neighbors, the prudish Priscilla Bunhead and the voluptuous Lula Mae Bunsaplenty. The question that remains is whether Lula Mae's paramour, Jules Jesslike Pappas will put up with her continuing manipulative feminine wiles.

In between the laughs, Sister Mary Olga continues to dispense nuggets of spiritual wisdom during her classes in Beginner's and Advanced Holiness. Just don't take seats near the flatulent child named Fartley Dinkledorf or his lecherous one-hundred five year-old grandfather, Poopsy. The bottom line is that everyone is welcome in Sister Mary Olga's classes. Join the diverse cast of zany characters for a joy ride that will tickle your funny bone until it aches.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Meet My Dastardly and Bumbling Trio

"The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude" (Now in Kindle) $3.99 (Purchase Here)
"Babes In Bucksnort" (Now in Kindle) $3.99 (Purchase Here)

Take a hilarious trip in my book, Babes in Bucksnort, and you'll meet a dastardly trio who are out to stamp out what they call perversion among people who are different from themselves. Aren't all of us, after all! Life would be boring if we were all the same. Tell that to Priscilla Bunhead, Lilliliver Lipstick, and the Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus.

Priscilla Bunhead is a shrewish prude who is always digging up dirt on her fellow residents on Dinkledorf Drive in the fictional town of Bucksnort, Wisconsin. She's an old maid who wears her stringy hair in a tight little bun at the back of her head. It's so tight that she has no room whatsoever to open her closed little mind.

She convinces her timid neighbor, Lilliliver Lipstick, to follow in her self-righteous ways. Lilliliver is a prime candidate. She is someone who likes to have somebody else do her thinking for her. Lilliliver is a pale-faced, dishwater blond who adopts the same unbecoming hair fashion as Priscilla. Lillilver paints her pasty cheeks with circles of rouge and she wears bright red lipstick. Not only does she look like a clown, she acts like one too.

As soon as Priscilla discovers that several of her neighbors are gay, she calls upon the arch conservative Billy-Bob to begin a crusade to drive out gay people from the Snortlands. Fortunately, and with great humor, their campaign turns into a big farce.

Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo, are masters of grand theater. With her blazing fuschia hair, Pinky Poo stands on the sidelines and wails a stream of tears as Billy-Bob seeks to instill the fear of God in his faithful followers. They are other lost lambs, looking for someone to help them sort out right from wrong. Unfortunately for them, they are sheep following a wolf in sheep's clothing.

My bourbon-swilling nun, Sister Mary Olga Fortitude, rallies support for her gay friends. Going against her Reverend Mother's instructions, she takes a stand for the righteous. It will be an uphill battle, but good triumphs over the bumbling and dastardly trio in the end.

Along the way, you'll meet a host of colorful characters and outrageously zany situations that will tickle your funny bone. This book is a satirical farce for people who love to laugh. Climb on the joy wagon and get ready for the fun.

Both of the novels are also available in paperback also at
You can now even send Kindles as gifts to anyone that has an email!

Hope you all enjoy and let me know what you think about my books.

Author Davis Aujourd

Friday, February 11, 2011

Enjoy The Journey To Joyland

Need an enjoyable escape? You need look no further. Take a journey to Joyland when you travel to the fantastic and fictional town of Bucksnort, Wisconsin. Check out The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude on and you'll want to continue the journey in Babes in Bucksnort.

With a good snort of bourbon and a puff on her Marlboro, Sister Mary Olga dishes up the delightful dirt on the zany characters in the Snortlands of Wisconsin. You'll meet the despicable Priscilla Bunhead who eventually champions the arch conservative Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus. The two of them embark on a campaign to eliminate what they call perversion in the Snortlands.

The gay people of Bucksnort don't take it lying down. Their hero is the convent's gay cowboy chef, Randy, who enlists the aid of anyone who is brave enough to take a stand against prejudice. It's all done with outrageous humor that eventually backfires on the small-minded folks like Priscilla, Lilliliver Lipstick, Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo Blunthead.

The reformed prostitute who happens to be the Reverend Mother doesn't agree with Sister Mary Olga going out on the limb for a cause that the pope wouldn't embrace. Sister Mary Olga couldn't give a hoot. She's an unorthodox liberal with a mission to enlighten lost souls. She has her work cut out for her.

While I like to wake people up to their own shortcomings, I do it with hilarious humor. You'll meet the bumbling Father Cowberries and the celebrity radio chef, Amanda Ann Adult, who also love their liquor. Sister Mary Olga spends plenty of time in the confessional with the parish priest where they swap tales in between nips of bourbon.

You'll meet the elderly suave half African-American, Jules Jesslike Pappas. His simple-minded mother named him. When the nurse held up the baby with a substantial endowment and asked her what she wanted to name the child, Mae I. Doomutch declared, “Jewels just like papa's!”

Jules has his own challenges with the haughty Lula Mae Bunsaplenty. She's an African-American queen with an attitude who Jules soon discovers is just out for his money. When she dishes out a dose of attitude to her neighbors, she gets on the bad side of Priscilla Bunhead and Martha Mayhem. That's when the adults on Dinkledorf Drive begin to behave more like babes.

Both of my books are page turners that will keep you laughing from the beginning to end. My mission is to engender joy within my readers. Take a joyride and come back for more. You won't want to miss the next of the continuing books in the series!

Do not forget that both books are now in Kindle Format Buy HERE (The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude) $3.99

Babes in Bucksnort in Kindle Format Buy HERE $3.99