Showing posts with label Randy Cowboy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randy Cowboy. Show all posts

Saturday, November 12, 2011

"Babes in Bucksnort" Virtual Book Publicity Tour November 2011


Authors on Tour, Featured — By Dorothy Thompson

About "Babes in Bucksnort"


"Babes in Bucksnort" is the first sequel to the highly praised "The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude". Once again the unconventional bourbon-swilling, chain-smoking nun will spin outrageously funny new tales about the residents of Bucksnort, Wisconsin while she tests the will of a reformed prostitute who just happens to be her Reverend Mother.

Unfortunately there’s trouble brewing in the Snortlands. The nasty and notorious town busybody, Priscilla Bunhead, goes on a crusade to stamp out what she calls the gay menace. That’s when she convinces her millionaire friend, Mildred Mayflower, to give away her fortune in order to bring the Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead and his Born Again or Burn Forever Disciples for Jesus to town to do the job. It will be an uphill climb for them when the closet doors of many gay people in the Snortlands burst open. Billy-Bob and his wife, Pinky Poo, will have another battle on their hands when Dimples Dufus, the heiress to the Mayflower fortune, arrives on the scene to reclaim her fortune.

You’ll also meet the hilariously bumbling, pothead psychiatrist, Doctor Wally Wacky-Wacko, who creates havoc for one of Sister Mary Olga’s favorite fellow nuns. Along with Mildred Mayflower, they become victims of his multi-colored pills that only turn them into zombies. The handsome and virile gay cowboy chef, Randy Cowboy, makes an important self-discovery about his never-ending sexual pursuits when he joins a twelve-step program called Sex Maniacs Notorious.


The irascible Martha Mayhem settles down into comfortable domesticity with her new life partner who happens to be her sister-in law. Martha still manages to stir up trouble on Dinkledorf Drive with her fellow enemies and neighbors, the prudish Priscilla Bunhead and the voluptuous Lula Mae Bunsaplenty. The question that remains is whether Lula Mae’s paramour, Jules Jesslike Pappas will put up with her continuing manipulative feminine wiles.

In between the laughs, Sister Mary Olga continues to dispense nuggets of spiritual wisdom during her classes in Beginner’s and Advanced Holiness. Just don’t take seats near the flatulent child named Fartley Dinkledorf or his lecherous one-hundred five year-old grandfather, Poopsy. The bottom line is that everyone is welcome in Sister Mary Olga’s classes. Join the diverse cast of zany characters for a joy ride that will tickle your funny bone until it aches.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Don’t Forget to Keep Your Eye on the Ball and Bucksnort

This is Sister Mary Olga Fortitude coming to you. Well, my dears, that is why I’m going to tell you my story since I am a good and holy teacher. I’m here to remind you that all of us have been called to serve in this life… Well, it’s time to wake up and smell the whiskey… er, I mean the coffee!”

It’s now time to keep your eye on the ball, or rather Bucksnort! But you better get ready to laugh yourself silly with the book, The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude.

Sister Mary Olga has some important words of wisdom to share just with you. It will make you giggle and then that giggle will turn into a belly laugh. It will make you ponder and rethink how you see the world and those around you. It might even make you snort with some disbelief.

Aren’t you just a little bit curious?

What does Father Cowberries share on a regular basis with Sister Mary Olga? Would Mother Carmen approve? Oops, have I said too much?

What Golden Rule does Little Fartley Dinkledorf learn? It’s a bit of a gas filled subject and an ongoing saga.

Is there some kind of secret that Randy Cowboy must confess? Will he or won’t he?

Will Miss Lula Mae Bunsaplenty find true love? She has an abundance to give any lucky fella.

We must not forget the town busybody Priscilla Bunhead. Will she ever learn? You’ll just have to wait and see what’s in store for her.

I bet you’re a little more curious now about the town of Bucksnort.

What about the plight of Marjorine and Martha Mayhem? What will happen next in their saga?

Keep your eye on Bucksnort because you will learn a few interesting things about the spirited and zany town from Sister Mary Olga, but you might also learn a little bit about yourself. Don’t take yourself so seriously! Take time to laugh and enjoy all the wonderful differences that the world around you has to offer.